Tasmanian road builders get paid by the bend…

I heard a joke today that there are only two straight roads in Tasmania and you can land planes on both of them. Itโ€™s been indicative of my trip so far, and I reckon anyoneโ€™s too who trips to Tasmaniaโ€ฆ


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I heard a joke today that there are only two straight roads in Tasmania and you can land planes on both of them. Itโ€™s been indicative of my trip so far, and I reckon anyoneโ€™s too who trips to Tasmania with a fixed route in mind; unless youโ€™re the pilots requiring the roads above.

There are so many corners, that round many lies something you hadnโ€™t considered visiting and so you head off on a whim. After a few days of doing this you find yourself, as I did, not far from where you started having only travelled a fraction of what youโ€™d planned to. Iโ€™m used to putting in big drive days on excursions like this one, yet after four or five days Iโ€™d done less than 500km.

Take day one, I left Ulverstone, almost, I went to have a look at the Zig Zag gardens. Then I saw a sign for Gunns Plains Caves. So I went there but on the way a brown sign bearing the words Leven Canyon kept appearing. Canyon? Sounds grand! So after a detour underground I headed on further local advice to the canyon. Discovering a great camp site (free!) I also opted to stay over. And already my plan to get to Stanley on day one, after visiting the must-see town named Penguin of course โ€ฆ see where this is going? Itโ€™s more than I could.

It poured down over night. At Leven Canyon I began to regret pointing the Winnebago into the trees, and downhill a little, as a reverse out on most ground looked troublesome. Iโ€™d forgotten sage advice about always point your vehicle so you can make your escape easily.

By the time Iโ€™d left Penguin, armed with tips from a lovely local at the market about more unplanned stops to make, there was just enough time to tootle into Wynyard for an overnight in a beachfront caravan park and to discover that none of my hose fittings were suitable for taps, inlets and filling duties. Sunday evening. Nothing open. I hadnโ€™t planned for that. And Iโ€™d realised I had an internal water issue too, as there was a drip on the Bondiโ€™s step. No, not me.

Donโ€™t visit Fossil Bluff when the tideโ€™s in, I was told. I went. The tide was in. So I had a bacon sandwich and thigh burn walking up to the lookout instead. The weather turned rubbish again. Stanley was looking far off, now. But Boat Harbour wasnโ€™t! Iโ€™d heard about this place and thought Iโ€™d stop by on my way west.

Nope. After a morning wrapped in a raincoat the fact that I could here at Boat Harbour, overlook the waves, backed up to the shore, on the bed in the Bondi, well, I was staying put. Itโ€™s popular and Iโ€™d like to hope that everyone who stays spends something at the only shop in the village โ€“ the Surf Life Saving Club cafรฉ. I noticed many who never left their vans โ€ฆ TVs on. Why?

And so with plans to finally make it to Stanley on my agenda for the next day I immediately put them on hold and returned to Wynyard to have the water leak (remember the drip) fixed. I was almost ready to ring the caravan park in town once again when my problem was sorted and I was on my way. Finally, along the coast to the windswept, and very interesting fishing port of Stanley. So, after all this I was finally going to do my Nut! (Donโ€™t get it? Google Stanley, Tasmania.)

Next time: I meet a striped trumpeter and have a moan about a caravan park toilet block.

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