Think you know how to tow?

I didnโ€™t, but completing a tow course changed all thatโ€ฆWords Morgan Lane Images Sam Rees Jones Since my induction into the caravan world last September, I have received a crash course in all things caravan related. I can list manufacturers,โ€ฆ


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I didnโ€™t, but completing a tow course changed all thatโ€ฆ
Words Morgan Lane Images Sam Rees Jones

Since my induction into the caravan world last September, I have received a crash course in all things caravan related. I can list manufacturers, explain the basics behind couplings, hitches and electronic brakes. I have learnt about grey water and dump points, weight distribution and the best way to pack a rig. However, there was still one thing I was well out of my league with: Towing.

As a 24-year-old-woman, born and bred in the bush, I spent my upbringing in the back of my old manโ€™s 4WD, sharing a tent with my family before declaring I was an independent teenager and buying a swag and a Toyota Surf all of my very own. In the years since then, my Surf was traded for a WRX, my single swag upgraded to a double โ€“ only to be brought out on special occasions โ€“ and the closest I had  been to a caravan was our familyโ€™s camper-trailer.

Contrary to how all that may read, I come from a 4WD industry background and have pulled my fair share of camper-trailers for reviews and articles, however, caravans were uncharted waters. So, when my production coordinator, Sam, told me we were enrolled in a caravan towing course, I wonโ€™t lie, I was a little uneasy. โ€œIโ€™m 24 years old, I canโ€™t tow a caravan!โ€ played as a broken chorus in my head for a solid half hour after I was told the news and then, I asked myself, โ€œwhy the hell canโ€™t I?โ€.

Bright and early on Monday morning I drove myself to the International Equestrian Centre in western Sydney to tee up with Getabout Training Services for what was sure to be a very interesting day doing one of their Tow-Ed courses. Swapping my Subaru for a Ford Ranger I apprehensively eyed off the course in front of me, with its complex cone construction. Had you asked me a year ago if I found cones in any way intimidating I would have laughed it off. Suddenly, with a rather large caravan to slide between those orange bits of plastic, I was almost convinced the cones were made of concrete and I am fairly certain one of them had teeth.

Our instructor for the day, Graham, started out by giving us the A to B of hitching and unhitching the van, things to look out for and all the relevant safety checks. Come time to take the wheel and I wasnโ€™t feeling so confident. โ€˜Reverse the caravan in a straight lineโ€™ was the instruction. A simple task until the big white box behind my truck developed a mind of its own and tried to turn my cone tunnel into a game of pinball. Right when I was getting ready to Gordon Ramsay my way out of the driverโ€™s seat, Graham put his hand on my window and calmly walked me down the track, teaching me how to use my mirrors to get the van where I needed it to be.

After a couple of practice runs I could crawl my way in reverse without the need for a landing signal officer and Graham helped us tag marker points on the van before letting us loose in the practice area. Suddenly it all made sense, I felt like I could do no wrong, this towing business was a walk in the park and I was a goddess of the towing world โ€ฆ until I had to reverse into a parking spot!

Turn left to go right, full lock the opposite direction and it will straighten out โ€“ what was this madness? I felt I would have better luck reading the Encyclopaedia Britannica in French. However, moving past my first and second failed attempts I realised I had got my markers confused and upon giving it a fresh go realised I could in fact reverse the caravan into a parking space, quite well too I might add, for a rookie.

The rest of the day passed in a breeze of reversing and manoeuvring; getting it right and, more often than not, getting it wrong. We went backwards, forwards, hard lock left, STOP, hard lock right and somehow when you didnโ€™t think too hard about the logic behind it the whole thing began to make sense. Am I a towing aficionado? Not even close. Could I safely and confidently manoeuvre a caravan without risk of injury or destruction to cone, car and other people? Most certainly.

While a towing course may not be top of every travellerโ€™s to-do list, having stood on both sides of the fence I can certainly say that the benefits speak for themselves. Whether you are fresh in the caravan scene or a seasoned pro, learning the ins and outs from the best in the business is well worth its salt and something every tow-er should seriously consider participating in. Better yet, you get a pretty nifty certificate at the end to attest to your newly honed skills – that oneโ€™s going straight to the pool room!

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